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Monster Jokes

Here is a collection of monster jokes for you to enjoy

  • Q: What’s a monster’s favorite play?

    A: Romeo and Ghouliet
  • Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

    A: Because he was in need of a light snack
  • Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?

    A: Ghost-Toasties
  • Q: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?

    A: Because everyone was a goblin!
  • Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?

    A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.
  • Q: What do you do with a green monster?

    A: Wait until it ripens.
  • Q: What is a monster’s favorite food?

    A: Ghoul scout cookies.
  • Q: What’s a monsters favorite bean?

    A: A human bean.
  • Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?

    A: Replace the nails with screws.
  • Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?

    A: The boogieman!
  • Q: What is a monster’s favorite food?

    A: Ghoul scout cookies.
  • Q: What position does a monster play on the soccer team?

    A: Ghoulie.
  • Q: What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best?

    A: Hallowieners.
  • Q: What’s the name of the book of socially prominent monsters?

    A: The Book of who’s Boo.
  • Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?

    A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
  • Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?

    A: Because she grew another foot !
  • Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?

    A: People like sweets !
  • Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?

    A: I don’t know either but there is one crawling up your leg !
  • Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?

    A: Hello, hello !
  • Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?

    A: From a long way away !
  • Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?

    A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !
  • Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?

    A: The eeriest !
  • Q: How you can tell if you have had a monster in your fridge ?

    A: It leaves footprints in the butter !
  • Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

    A: His ghoul friend.
  • Q: Why are monsters covered in wrinkles?

    A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster !
  • Q: Why are monsters green ?

    A: Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills !
  • Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?

    A: So they don’t bump into other monsters !
  • Q: What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

    A: Flatman and Ribbon !
  • Q: What time is it when a monster sits on your car ?

    A: Time to get a new one !
  • Q: What game do monsters play with ants ?

    A: Squash !
  • Q: Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms ?

    A: He said they came in handy !
  • Q: How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense ?

    A: I’ll tell you tomorrow !
  • Q: How do you greet a three headed monster ?

    A: Hello, hello, hello !
  • Q: What is a sea monster’s favourite dish ?

    A: Fish and ships !
  • Q: Monster: Where do fleas go in winter ?

    A: Werewolf: Search me !
  • Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?

    A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
  • Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?

    A: Because she grew another foot !
  • Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?

    A: People like sweets !
  • Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?

    A: i don’t know either but there is one crawling up your leg !
  • Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?

    A: Hello hello !
  • Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?

    A: From a long way away !
  • Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?

    A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !
  • Q: Why are monsters green ?

    A: Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills !
  • Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?

    A: So they don’t bump into other monsters !
  • Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?

    A: The eeriest !
  • Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

    A: His ghoul friend.
  • Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

    A: His ghoul friend.
  • Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the
    body of his dog?

    A: I don’t know, but it’s great at chasing submarines.
  • Q: What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn’t
    seen each other for quite awhile?

    A: You gruesome.