Monster Jokes
Here is a collection of monster jokes for you to enjoy
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Q: What’s a monster’s favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet -
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack -
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties -
Q: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin! -
Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: NO, they eat the fingers separately. -
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Wait until it ripens. -
Q: What is a monster’s favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies. -
Q: What’s a monsters favorite bean?
A: A human bean. -
Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A: Replace the nails with screws. -
Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?
A: The boogieman! -
Q: What is a monster’s favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies. -
Q: What position does a monster play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie. -
Q: What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best?
A: Hallowieners. -
Q: What’s the name of the book of socially prominent monsters?
A: The Book of who’s Boo. -
Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others ! -
Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
A: Because she grew another foot ! -
Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
A: People like sweets ! -
Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?
A: I don’t know either but there is one crawling up your leg ! -
Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
A: Hello, hello ! -
Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
A: From a long way away ! -
Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater ! -
Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest ! -
Q: How you can tell if you have had a monster in your fridge ?
A: It leaves footprints in the butter ! -
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend. -
Q: Why are monsters covered in wrinkles?
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster ! -
Q: Why are monsters green ?
A: Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills ! -
Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?
A: So they don’t bump into other monsters ! -
Q: What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
A: Flatman and Ribbon ! -
Q: What time is it when a monster sits on your car ?
A: Time to get a new one ! -
Q: What game do monsters play with ants ?
A: Squash ! -
Q: Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms ?
A: He said they came in handy ! -
Q: How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense ?
A: I’ll tell you tomorrow ! -
Q: How do you greet a three headed monster ?
A: Hello, hello, hello ! -
Q: What is a sea monster’s favourite dish ?
A: Fish and ships ! -
Q: Monster: Where do fleas go in winter ?
A: Werewolf: Search me ! -
Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others ! -
Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
A: Because she grew another foot ! -
Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
A: People like sweets ! -
Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks?
A: i don’t know either but there is one crawling up your leg ! -
Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
A: Hello hello ! -
Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
A: From a long way away ! -
Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater ! -
Q: Why are monsters green ?
A: Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills ! -
Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?
A: So they don’t bump into other monsters ! -
Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest ! -
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend. -
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend. -
Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the
body of his dog?
A: I don’t know, but it’s great at chasing submarines. -
Q: What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn’t
seen each other for quite awhile?
A: You gruesome.