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Ghost Jokes

Here is a collection of ghost jokes for you to enjoy

  • Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

    A: Dayscare centers.

  • Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

    A: Bamboo.

  • Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

    A: Boo boos.

  • Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?

    A: A BOO-logna sandwich.

  • Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?

    A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo

  • Q: What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

    A: The roller ghoster.

  • Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?

    A: At the ghost-ery store.

  • Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?

    A: At the ghost office.

  • Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?

    A: Booberries.

  • Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?

    A: A dead end !

  • Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?

    A: A boo-loney sandwich !

  • Q: What do you call a ghost’s mother and father ?

    A: Transparents !

  • Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?

    A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !

  • Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?

    A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !

  • Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?

    A: Because you can see right through them !

  • Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?

    A: Watch the board and I’ll go through it again !

  • Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?

    A: They read the sheet music !

  • Q: What is a ghost’s favourite day of the week ?

    A: Frightday !

  • Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?

    A: High sghoul !

  • Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?

    A: Don’t spook until your spooken to !

  • Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

    A: Hoblin Goblin.

  • Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?

    A: A terror-dactyl !

  • Q: Who speaks at the ghosts’ press conference ?

    A: The spooksperson !

  • Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?

    A: Howdo you boo, sir?

  • Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?

    A: Boo boo’s!

  • Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?

    A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !

  • Q: Who’s the most important member of a ghost’s football team ?

    A: The ghoulie !

  • Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?

    A: In the moaning.

  • Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite breakfast?

    A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !

  • Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?

    A: Coffee with scream and sugar.

  • Q: What is a ghost’s favourite dessert ?

    A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !

  • Q: What do ghosts dance to ?

    A: Soul music !

  • Q: Where do ghosts live ?

    A: In a terrortory !

  • Q: What color are ghosts?

    A: BOOOO!

  • Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?

    A: Just before someone screams !

  • Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite ride?

    A: A roller ghoster!

  • Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?

    A: Sheet belts !

  • Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?

    A: Ghoulash !

  • Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?

    A: The eeriest !

  • Q: What does a ghost swim in?

    A: The Dead sea!

  • Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?

    A: Anyone he could dig up!

  • Q: Who was the famous ghost detective?

    A: Sherlock Moans.

  • Q: What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride?

    A: A boocycle.

  • Q: Why did the ghost go to the doctor?

    A: To get a Booster shot.

  • Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast

    A: Dreaded wheat.

  • Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?

    A: With a pumpkin patch.

  • Q: What is a ghost’s favorite bird?

    A: scare crow!

  • Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?

    A: Boonanas and Booberries.

  • Q: What kind of cars do ghosts drive?

    A: Boo–icks.

  • Q: What’s a ghosts favorite Broadway play?

    A: phantom of the opera!

  • Q: What did one ghost say to another?

    A: Do you believe in people?

  • Q: What did one ghost say to another?

    A: Do you believe in people?

  • Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?

    A: Spook-ghetti.

  • Q: What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?

    A: Boojeans.

  • Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

    A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

  • Q: What time is it when a ghost haunts your house?

    A: Time to move to a new house!

  • Q: What’s a ghosts favorite desert?

    A: Boo-berry pie & I scream.

  • Q: What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?

    A: Whipped scream.

  • Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost ?

    A: Put your boos and shocks on !

  • Q: Why are ghosts cowards ?

    A: Because they’ve got no guts !

  • Q: What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?

    A: Ghoul delocks & the 3 scares.

  • Q: What is a ghost’s favorite party game?

    A: Hide-and-go-shriek.

  • Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?

    A: Ghoul

  • Q: Why did the ghost rush home from school?

    A: To watch an after-ghoul special on TV.

  • Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, & a ghost?

    A: A cocker-poodle-boo!

  • Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

    A: He is mist.

  • Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?

    A: The Ghost Guard!

  • Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

    A: You look boo-tiful tonight.

  • Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?

    A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

  • Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

    A: He didn’t have a haunting license.

  • Q: What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?

    A: I got a booo booo.

  • Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

    A: A boo-tie.

  • Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?

    A: mas-scare-

  • Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?

    A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend.

  • Q: Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?

    A: With No-Body!

  • Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

    A: Boo-ties!

  • Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?

    A: Tombstones

  • Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?

    A: Ghostcards.

  • Q: What do ghosts do when they’re in hospital ?

    A: They talk about their apparitions !

  • Q: What’s the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car?

    A: They boo-kle their seatbelts